[im3x80]

THEM

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[eternal-fractal]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

[saintemiliosandoz]

aaksksksksk

[jushiro-ukitake]

I want to see 86 year old betty cooper in a party city wig like sam winchester next week

[sweeterthananything]

this is just like that smiths song

[porcelaindollcheryl]

imagine getting pulled into the principals office and being told you are too sensitive of a writer for public school you are being sent away to gay boarding school or else and you arrive at gay boarding school and people are doing like secret history cult pacts and bacchanalias and complex rituals and competitions to see whos worthy of getting to be the next anonymous contract writer for the hardy boys imagine if this was how scholastic selected the next ghost writer to continue goosebumps or something

[pickledfingers]

THIS IS IT

MY MAGNUM OPUS

POOL NOODLE AXOLOTLS

(and yes, they are lovers)

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Axoloodles, native fauna to naturally-occurring chlorinated pools and lazy rivers

[filmforwomen]

Obsessed w this pic of k stewart as anne boleyn

[shittysawtraps]

my toxic trait is that i call everything a saw trap regardless of whether it’s actually like a saw trap or not

[shittysawtraps]

[fizzlehead]

but you didn’t want it, archie’s uncle!

[alecmagnuslwb]

This is about to be me after the finale next week

[expiredpersona]

[escuerzoresucitado]